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A Crowded Void: A Sweet Story

bunnybennett:

Once upon a time a great group of kids came down to the San Diego Zoo because of winning a contest of ours. They were super-talented and very nice and we enjoyed their company.

Then they handed us a bible and started prodding David and I about our religious beliefs. We kindly refused to answer…

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askelvisandclaris-ghs: ((It's no trouble at all, BazeyBii! :3 How's work been treating you so far?))

[ my feet hurt an i smell like popcorn. though in actuality i really enjoy it. when i’m not jumping to reach the cotton candy ^^;]

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marcheoth: barbies-not-even-perfect: hiwang: rahmagical: 2bad: m00nlightvegas: youcanfindmeincamelot: studythesnow: The girl gasped as she watched her shoe fall from the roof of their ten storey apartment building. Her eyes widened in horror when her slipper didn’t hit the cold cement ground below as predicted—instead it landed upon the head of a passerby.The young man stumbled and nearly fell over by the sudden assault on his head.Dazed, the man looked around for what had hit him and found a simple, white slipper. He looked to the roof where he could only assume the shoe came from and found the young girl from floor six.“Hey!”“Sorry!” She called down. The man grabbed her fallen shoe and yelled back at her, “Wait right there!”The girl hopped off the ledge and wrung her hands together anxiously as she waited. Her heart pounded loudly that she feared that it would pop right out of her chest. She debated waiting as instructed or fleeing. If she stayed she would definitely get an earful. If she left she could avoid him—but face his wrath another day and risk the possibility of her parents finding out.Before she could make her final decision, the door leading to the rooftop flew open and the man stepped forward .“Is this your shoe?” He asked though he already knew the answer.The girl bowed deeply, “I’m so sorry.”The man sighed “Sit down,” he instructed as he gestured towards the ledge. The girl did as she was told—too frightened to question his demand. She kept apologizing profusely as the man drew near and shook like a leaf on a windy day.She nearly shrieked when the man knelt down in front of her and lifted her right leg.“W-what are you doing?!” She asked in a surprised voice when the man took her fallen shoe and secured it back onto her foot.Still kneeling, the man glanced up, giving the girl a view of his handsome face. “It is a gentleman’s duty to return a woman’s shoe.” He explained simply.The man stood as a pink colour bloomed beautifully on the girl’s cheeks. “T-thank you…”A smile tugged at the man’s lips. “No need to thank me.”“Wha—” The girl began to ask when the man placed two large hands on her shoulders but was cut short when he pushed her backwards. Down she fell, a scream stuck in her throat. The last thing she saw before she met the hard ground was the back of the man’s retreating back. oH MY GOD I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE SOME INSPIRATIONAL HIPSTER POST BUT I THOUGHT WRONG what WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED THIS IS NOT THE ENDING TO CINDERELLA WHAT IS THIS SHIT WTF THAT WAS SO NOT APPROPRIATE. okay new ending guys. they got married and she lived happily ever after.  after all those years he looked back at that building. pulling from his inner coat pocket was a small shoe, once worn by a young woman whose feet would remain forever small. his grip on that shoe became tight, almost desperate, as if to never let it go. he looked up towards the roof of that building before entering the front door. ascending all the while his hand clamped around that very shoe he had not managed to return. when that little girl fell, he hadn’t acted rashly, it was all her fault. yet… her shoe fell off just before she tumbled down. since then he had held onto it wondering what he could possibly do to remove the evidence. but he held onto it, for what? a year now he bets… as he nears the center of the roof he loosens his grip an glances at the shoe ever softly as he did the girl before he pushed her. “it is a gentleman’s duty to return a woman’s shoe…” he leaned over the ledge he had been nearing an turned to sit down. “please… don’t thank me.” an he fell off the roof following the woman to return her shoe.
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askelvisandclaris-ghs: She blushed, shyly turning away as she shuffled her feet on the creaky floorboards. "I-I'm really happy to have met you too, h-honestly, I could never imagine I'd experience something like this. D-dating, I mean." she nervously chuckled, slowly returning her gaze up to him, a goofy grin plastered across her face. "Even if I can't feel the touch of your hand, I... my hearts all a flutter~"

Bazyl; * his spider limbs curled in more as he couldn’t help the grin almost as equally goofy appear* y-yeah this whole bit is fairly new to me too, though i really kind of like that… yeah that doesn’t sound to weird right? an if you ever need an extra hand or leg you can always ask.

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askelvisandclaris-ghs: ((All things will come along in time~ No rush :D ))

[i’m sorry. i haven’t been on my feet lately since work things but no matter i’ll start again soon. no excuse i really should have kept up again i’m sorry ^^;]

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castielisdeansbaby:

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MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something

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